Seeing the recent article mentioning Westeros in the Onion reminded me of an old Onion favourite of mine. For a long while, it was gone from their website, but now it seems they have their archives in order so that it is once again available.
For anyone with the slightest interest in archaeology, Archaeologist Tired Of Unearthing Unspeakable Ancient Evils is a must read. It has some really hilarious bits, and almost as funny is another archaeology-related article, Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People.